take all my money


take all my money

(via fagish)




you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

(via thelazykorean)

Can I be a bae yet? 👽👑💘

Can I be a bae yet? 👽👑💘

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25

(via laquanyeurite)


I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(via birdsintheskies)


I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(via palmist)



2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

and its only August

(via disorder)

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*