me when im 420 years old: lol

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breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

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Q
😯 Wow is all I can say. Speechless. Any man of yours is one hell of a lucky dude. I'd spend all day & night treating you right if I were him
Anonymous
A

Oh shucks 🙈


gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via maarshun)


dubstepfordads:

if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again

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Stormtrooper selfies 👽🚀🆒

Stormtrooper selfies 👽🚀🆒


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Q
I swear to god ima marry you one day
A

I am very sorry to inform you that that particular position has already been reserved for Michael Ealy, Shemar Moore, Dave Franco, and Tyler Okonma……Whichever realizes their undying love for me first 💗


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illumahottie:

Have you ever sucked a dick and exceeded your own expectations???????????? Like you gave him head the level of a veteran porn star? Like you memorized every cosmo sex tip ever? Like your name given at birth should have been ‘Superhead’ on the birth certificate? Like the gag reflex never even evolved in the human race?????

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